As a side note, I realized yesterday that I have cleaned out under the oven once, 3 years ago, when we put in our new floor. So I'm not a total slacker.
Here is what I found yesterday while cleaning out underneath the oven:
A lot of nasty dust bunnies
1 ballpoint pen
4 refrigerator magnets
6 cookie cutters
1 package of dental floss
7 sheets of paper, some with artwork
3 ponytail holders
1 ant trap
2 rockos (as opposed to ordinary rocks)
assorted Cheerios, pretzels, and goldfish crackers
and one dime.
At least I got paid.