Friday, August 23, 2013

Honesty is the Best Policy

An actual conversation I had this afternoon with Ellie in the bathroom at Jamba Juice (I was not the one using the bathroom):

Ellie: Mom, for some reason it looks like your butt’s really big.
Me: Um…okay.  Thanks for your honesty. *examines backside in the mirror*
E: Mom!  Stop looking at your butt!
M: Well, you said it looked big.
E: It’s not that big.
M: Oh, well, that’s better.
E: Besides, why are we even having this conversation about butts?
M: Um, because you started it?
E: Uh, no.  Your butt started it.  By being big.

I'm definitely doing something right.


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