I wish I had a scanner, but since I don't, I'll just copy it here for you, with the formatting exactly as it was in print:
What The local media
doesn't really want you to
know.
Ballot majors 26-121 and 26-122 will
cost the average property owner
$500.00 more a year in taxes on an
average $250,000.00 house, plus an
extra three percent on top of your
homes value at the end of the year.
Vote yes or no
Also watch for a possible 85 percent increase
on your water bill for the next five years
This affects you, if you are a homeowner or a
renter in Multnomah County.
Be concerned, be very concerned!!!
Oh, trust me, I'm very concerned.
See, ballot "majors" 26-121 and 26-122 are bonds to benefit Portland Public Schools.
And if the author of this flier is a product of Portland Public Schools, then he or she has made a very convincing case. Although I have a feeling it's not the case he or she was trying to make.
I love the smell of irony in the morning.
You are funny! You have a bizarre grammar talent like nothing I've ever seen. If nursing doesn't work out, you could seriously be an editor.
ReplyDeleteHa-HA! I also enjoy mocking bad grammer and poor use of the English language! Internet high five! Everyday language? Fine. Publications, business signs, etc.? Proof-read!
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