I have the two cutest nieces on the planet. They just "published" a story, which made me laugh until I cried, and which I absolutely have to share with a larger audience. It is the best thing I have read in a long, long time.
So, without further ado, please redirect yourselves to my sister-in-law Emily's blog, where you can read what she very appropriately described as "a Salvador Dali painting with princesses". Enjoy.