Photo courtesy of Becca and the church Halloween party
Reason #1: I am clearly making the "I love you" sign, as opposed to the "rock on" sign. There were a lot of people behind the camera laughing at us and I think the pink hairspray affected my brain. I got confused. But I do know the difference.
Reason #2: I do not have a good sneer, or an exceptionally long tongue. I was trying to look tough, but people were making me laugh. Chris, however, seems to be channeling Gene Simmons. Ew.
Reason #3: My jeans are not ratty enough. It was too last-minute of a costume to sufficiently tear the one holey pair I had. Rest assured, if I do this again next year, the jeans will be ratty.
Reason #4: My tatoos are not cool enough. They actually don't look that bad in this picture. But they're attached to the shirt. Chris's are better. His actually look real.
In conclusion, it's pretty clear that I'm a double-chinned, grimacing, loving, pink-haired something (with a really shiny forehead), but probably not much of a punk. Alas.